Fiction

• Epiphany, Ma’am

• Pigeon Pages, The Other Rebecca

• Fractured Lit, Blue Mama*

• Jellyfish Review, Don’t Forget to be Afraid

  
  

*Blue Mama is included in AND IF THAT MOCKINGBIRD DON’T SING, an anthology of speculative stories about parenting, from Alternating Current Press.

 Essays

• Hobart Pulp, In the Desert

• The Cut, I Think About Joey Tribbiani’s Sexy Fruit Baskets A Lot

• Hobart Pulp, My First Apartment

  
  

Humor/Satire

The New Yorker

• Emily Dickinson, Freelancer

• New Glitches in The Matrix

• Think You Deserve Companionship? Apply to Adopt a Dog Today!

• How to Re-Learn How to Ride a Bike

• A Tour of Vermont’s Autumnal Majesty (With Some Adjustments Made Necessary by Climate Change)

  
  

McSweeney’s

• Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant

• Choose Your Own Corporate Adventure

• A Review of the Classic Video Game, Toddler Bedtime

• Scenes From 13 Going on 30 II: Thirty, Flirty, and Barely Surviving

• Public Disgrace Generator (with Colin Heasley)

• Cribbnotes: Study Guides for Bedtime Classics (with Parisa Karami)

• Track Your Ovulation Cycle Naturally, by Watching Outlander

• Popular Pets, Ranked by How Much They Will Disrupt Your Sex Life (with Parisa Karami)

  
  

Little Old Lady Comedy

• Local Man Clearly Doing NaNoWriMo to Avoid Sex

• Where Do All the Discarded Catfishing Personas Go?

  
  

Points in Case

• Writing a Public Apology? Clappy is Here to Help!

  
  

Slackjaw

• Introducing an All-New Line of Facebook Cleansers

• Dr Seuss, Fitness Instructor

  
  

Weekly Humorist

• What to Do When Your Phone Dies on the Train

• Please Accept My Application to Join Your Apocalypse Survival Crew

The Belladonna Comedy

• Dr. Freud’s Mastering the Art of French Cooking (with Parisa Karami)